I’ll do anything to get a decent plumber

The plumbers come and go, but mostly they leave, and I'm so desperate for a bathroom now that I'd do anything for a man carrying a pipe wrench.

If only I had more Botox on my face and my highlights, I thought as we sat at the kitchen table one evening arguing about the seemingly impossible problem of convincing artisans who are also farmers to benefit from EU subsidies.

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