Please enjoy this tiny $100k goth house in Detroit that could double as a vampire lair

Get some dark and curvy tunes from the Smiths, the Cure, or the Joy Division and settle into your own pint-sized vampire den. This black beauty has three bedrooms and a bathroom in a floor-to-ceiling darkness of 821 square feet. Not really. The carpet? Black. Walls? Black. Blanket? Black. Cabinets? Black. The only splashes of color can be found in the randomly painted white squares throughout the house, and the bathroom fixtures (toilet, sink, and tub) are also white. The property, currently in use as an Airbnb rental, sits on 5,663 square feet of land and is being described as being fully remodeled and described as an ideal income opportunity. The recently updated kitchen has butcher’s block counters, the windows of the house are new, and everything from the bathroom, flooring, fixtures, electrical and plumbing has recently been updated. The realtor estimates this Goth AF home could make $ 2,800 a month as an income property. In other words, you could buy lots of copies of Nietzsche’s The Birth of Tragedy, blue and black hair dye, and / or several Bauhaus box sets. Or, if you’re one of those obnoxious couples of house hunters who can’t look beyond the color, remember, you can always paint over the black but know that the soul of this house will forever be a dark abyss, no matter how many coats of Evening Dove that you apply. Have fun with the spook!

This home is listed by Shane Parker of Community Choice Realty Associates.

Posted May. 8, 2021
& Filed under Art and Culture.

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Keywords: Detroit Real Estate, Goth, Homes Under $ 100,000, Real Estate, Unique Detroit Homes

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